Sunday, July 17, 2011
Is it ok for my wife and her boyfriend to kick me out of my house?
yes todey at work, my boss came up and said DANIEL WOODS WE NEED TO HAVE A LIL CHIT CHAT and all that and by that i mean he fired me and told me to be escorted off the property by a black guy with a gun in his belt i think he was the guard or some kind of bounty hunter but all i know is that my job at walmart has been converted into a bucket of nothingness. now i am really getting worried, turns out my my shift manager at wallmart has been recieving unanimous complaints that sayed i am stealing womans clothes and using them to dress up as an old woman on the weekends panties bra and all and then coming into walmart and trying to pick up men, which is not actually true. i never stole except one time i took home a box of apple jack but i felt so bad i unanimously returned it via the mail with an apology note made with letters i cut out of a womens health magazine, anyeways, i digress, kendall the scientologist has for the past six months been having relatoins with my wife, slowly moving into my house and kicking me into a dog house in the garage, throwing out my stuff, and basically turning my house into a scientology shrine, all the while having relations with my wife in my own bed getting his stains on the duck sheets and pillowcase i personally chosed at bed bath and beyond and payed over twenty dollars for those... so now ifind out it was kendall the scientologist who made those unanimous calls at my work and got me fired and almost shot in the head by a bounty hunter, and now hes using the fact that i dont have a job to try to convinve the courts that my wife should get the house and no me, and that i am a dangerous retard who attacked a dog with a knife and also shot a man in the face with a sling shot, and also threatened to crack kendalls head open if he threwed out my rock and roll tapes, which he responded by wripping up my screenplay called "gumbo harris goes to town" bout a guy who never seen a city goes to new yourk city. anyways i also was saving up for a vaca to see those gigantic faces on mount roshomore that are mysteries and nobody known how they were made or who they are. anyways he had the cops show up cause he told them i was a notorious dog thief and the cops came and shot a tazer at my wounds resulting in them apologising to me personally, anyways i need a place of my own and i already have a house but it is being slowly taken over by this blob of a scientologist.
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